"If you took a cab or got arrested in the 1990s, there's a high chance you ended up in the back of a Vapid Stanier. Discontinued following widespread reports of fuel tanks exploding on impact in rear-end collisions. So try to avoid that."

"Outfitted with reinforced suspension, upgraded brakes, and a tuned V8 that growls like it’s holding a grudge, this isn’t your dad’s retirement cruiser. It’s the car that says “license and registration” before you even roll down the window."

Credits:
Me: Editing in vanilla style
GCT: Stanier 2nd
object Object: Blender plugin